Santa–Banta Hindi funny jokes


Ek Baar Santa New Year ke din Circus Dekhne Jata Hai.
Toh Circus Mein Ladki Ne Sher Ko Kiss Kiya.
Ring Master: Aap Mein Se Koi Yeh Kaam Kar Sakta Hai?
Santa: Main Aata Hoon Na,
Par Pehle Iss Sher Ko Peeche Karo.
Lolzzzzz



Santa went to a restaurant in China.
Santa: Waiter, there's cockroach in my salad.

Waiter: Please don't shout, sir. Or else the other customers will be asking for one, too!




Santa tez baarish mein doctor ke paas gaya
Santa: Doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai?
Doctor: 300/-
Santa: Phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab.
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor: Mareez kahan hai?
Santa: Mareez-wareez koi nahi hai, mua taxy wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha aap 300/- mein le aaye.
Santa Rocks! 


Santa Ne Bus Me Ek Ladki Ko Chhed Diya.
Ladki- Tumhare Ghar Me Maa Behen Nahi He Kya??
Santa- Kya Pata Me To Subah Se Ghar Se Bahar Hu.. 
Hhahahahaaaa.....



Teacher: Tum late kyo aaye ho?
Santa: Mumy papa lad rhe the..
Teacher: wo lad rahe the to tum kyo late aaye?
santa :Mera 1 juta mummy k pass or Dusra papa k paas tha!..


Santa: Kal Tumhare Ghar Gaya Tha....Mujhe Nahi Lagta Hamari Shadi Hogi..!
GF: Kyu..?? Papa Se Mile??
Santa: Nahi.. Tumhari Behen Se Mila..
Solid Lagti Hai.



Santa's Wife: - Jab aap DESI pikar aate hai.. tab muje PAARO kehte hai
         - Jab ENGLISH pikar aate hai.. tab muje DARLING kehte ho
          - Lekin aaj aapne muje CHUDHAIL aur BHOOTNI ku kaha
Santa : Aaj SPRITE pikar aya hoon, ishliye Sidhi baat no BAKWAAS!!



Santa, Banta, Ram aur Raju ek din school ki chuuti marte hai aur jab dusre din school aate hai teacher puchti hai k tum charo kal school ku nai aaye the?
Santa: Woh teacherji kal jab me aaraha tha tab mera 5 rupyaa kahi ghir gaya tha isliye me use dhundne me laga tha, Banta aur Ram wo dolar dhundne me meri madad kar rahe the.
Teacher: Acha, thik hai! Aur Raju tum ku nai aae the?
Raju: Wo teacherji kal Santa ka 5 ka dolar kho gaya tha na?
Teacher: ha toh, par tum toh Santa ki madad nahi kar rahe the ,

Raju: Ha par woh.. kal me us 5 rupyae ke dolar ke upar pair rakh ke khada tha taki yeh log jaye aur me utha loon..

  
Sardar Hindi funny jokes


Sardar Ki MaaPuttar Tujhay Yahan Se Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga
Aur Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se
Sardar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear
Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Reverse) Gear.
hahahaaaa




A Sardar Prays Daily For 2 Hours
"Hey Vahey Guru Meri Lottery Lagade.
After 11 Yrs Vaheguru Angrily Appears &
Says
-Oey Uloo De Pathay Ticket To Le Le.


1st time joke about sardarni..
All ATMs in punjab are jammed & not working.
.Bcoz,
.
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All sardarnies put their hair pin in machine,when asked,"ENTERPIN"


Ek budiya cinema hall me cold drink ki bottle leke baithi thi,
Kabhi 15 mint me ghunt leti to kabhi 20 mint me,
Pass bethe sardar ko gussa aa gaya,
usne botal uthai aur puri ek ghut me pi gaya aur bola:-Aise pi jata he cold drink.
Budhiya boli:Beta me to pan ki pichkari thuk rahi thi..!!


1 ladki perfume laga k bus pe chadi.
Santa ne comment pas kiya.
Aajkal phinail ka use kuch zyada hi hota hai.
Ladki boli fir bhi cockroch picha nhi chodte.
funny jokes hahahahahaha…………..





Teacher to a student: “Ess line ki english banao- Usne apna kaam kiya or karta hi gaya.”
 Sardar student – He done his work and done-dana-dana done-dana-dana-don.



New Funny jokes in Hindi


Soch raha hu ki daru chhod du… Par ? Kiske pass chhodu.. Sabhi dost to kamine hai mere.. New year ke pehle hi pee jayenge Hhhahahahha


A New Offer! Call rates ab Dimaag ke size ke hisaab se honge. Jitna chota dimag utne kam call rates. 
Congrats!!! U r chosen for FREE CALLS.


Ek sabzi wale ke ghar bacha paida hua, 
To ek aurat bache ko dekh ke boli: 
Kitna pyara bacha hai ? 
Sabzi wala aadat ke mutabik bola Aur hai bhi Bilkul taaza



Ek Ladke Ne Ek Ladki Ko Kamal Ka Phul Diya 
Ladki Ne Usko Ek Thappad Mar Diya, 
Ladka Bola Me To BJP Ka Parchar Kar Raha Hu, 
Ladki Boli Me Bhi Congress Ka Parchar Kar Rahi Hu.


Husband: Meri wife gum ho gye Hai ! 
Post Master: Andhe ye post office hai Police Station jao. 
Husband: Maaf kijye ga khusi me smjh nhi aa rha kidhar jaun.


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